If you have come to “notty pea” interested in “naughty pee” you will be very disappointed to find that this is actually a blog about how I am “not type a.” No self-respecting Type A would ever have a blog that could be mistaken as a haven for naughty pee-ers.
Typically, Type A personalities are high achieving, perfectionistic, and well, they just get shit done. In contrast, Type B personalities are laid back, have a hard time keeping to time schedules, and are likely to drop their deodorant in the toilet and NOT launch into a massive cursing fit. I think I can speak for all Type B’s when I say “meh.”
I have absolutely nothing against Type A’s. I have always wanted to be one. Knowing that I’m not a Type A doesn’t seem to keep me from fighting against my Type B-ness.
The result? Type A aspirations and Type B execution – almost always with disastrous results. Like when I signed up for a marathon, trained for the post-race beer, and ran the half marathon so painfully that I barely walk-limped over the finish line in my no-not-embarassing-at-all marathon bib.
This blog exists to document my many failings and it’s very likely it will make you feel better about yourself. Especially if you are a parent. Or an athlete. Or if you’ve always paid bills on time and never had to explain to someone why you don’t have power.